Jiejie (explaining Hanukkah to TJ): It's when the Jews were fighting the Epiphanies.
TJ: (digging throuh Hanukkah goodie bag) Is it my Hanukkah or everybody's Hanukkah?
Meimei: Can I sing my song again? It came upon a midnight clear, that glorious song of all. With angels (what are they doing, Mom? Bending? OK!) bending near the earth to touch their harps of gold.
Jiejie: Mom, why do these candy bars have Santa on them?
Mom: Oh no! I couldn't find any gelt so I got the million-dollar-bill bars.
TJ: Mrs. Hart say that George Washington guy on the money is the last president!
Jiejie: He was the first president.
TJ: No! Mrs. Hart say!!!
Really funny! Happy holiday! --Yuanfang
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