TJ: Ma, you prefer ("prefer?" wow) blue Sonic Hedgehog or yellow Sonic?
Meimei: Do you know my classmate Jack? He knows a lot about geckos!
TJ: Guys, who wants ice-a cream?
Meimei (doing the splits): Shea loves it when I do this.
TJ (carrying around his Spongebob wall clock, hands moved to 10 o'clock): Ma! Bedtime 10!
Mom: Bedtime 8:30.
TJ (shaking head, stomping) Bedtime 10, bedtime 10!
Mom: Who's the boss?
TJ: (Scanning the room for candidates and lighting on one of the cats) Philbert is boss!
Meimei: At school we have the planets and when we walk by Mars we go like this (pretending to shiver) because it's so cold. Then we walk by the sun, "Ooh! Oh! It's so hot I'm burning my feet!" Mom, which one is the one with the big red dot?
TJ (Saturday morning): Don't want to. Fishing no cool!
TJ: (Sunday morning): Fishing again today? OK?
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