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Jiejie Discovers Some Cool Airlines 'We Need to Fly':
Emirates and Singapore's First-Class Pods
(Mom Starts Looking for Banks to Rob)

Meimei Practices Going Underwater at the Pool

TJ Wants Popcorn

Mom Loses Eyebrow in Home Waxing Tragedy

Meimei Practices Going Underwater at the Pool With Her Eyes Open

TJ Makes First Trip to Movie Theater
To Ingest Transformers and Simple Carbs

Jiejie Starts Tap Lessons

Meimei Practices Going Underwater at the Pool Without Floaties

TJ Wants Nutella

Mom, Owner of Half a Dozen Swimsuits Seen Last Week,
Cannot Find One to Wear to Pool

Meimei Practices Going Underwater While Propelling Self Forward

TJ Wants 'Piggy Bacon'

Jiejie Zooms Ahead in Library Summer Reading Challenge

Mom, Worried She Will Have to Wear Lingerie to Water Aerobics Class,
Orders Three Swimsuits Online at 2 a.m., Paying For Express Shipping

Mom, In a Fit of Inspiration, Springs From Bed at 3:30,
Dredges High Closet Shelf, Finds 2 Swimsuits

Jiejie Notes Dover Catalog Cover Advertises
'1000's of Books for $5'; A Buy-in-Bulk Bargain?

TJ Says: Why You Give Me So Little Noodle?

Just kidding!